"What would rock and roll be like without ambition, craziness, danger and fun?"
“A kid once said to me “Do you get hangovers?” I said, “To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.”
“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.”
“Keith Moon, God rest his soul, once drove his car through the glass doors of a hotel, driving all the way up to the reception desk, got out and asked for the key to his room.”
“I love you all; I love you more than life itself, but you’re all fucking mad.”
“One time we saw some hookers but when we got closer we realized it was Motley Crue.”